LOPE LINGO: BARNEY – LOPE STATUS

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

LOPE LINGO: BARNEY


Everyone knows a total barney; but the question is: What makes them a barney? The level of Barnification can be quantified by the total amount of FAIL multiplied by AWKWARD and paired with INEPTITUDE. Add STUPID for exponential results. Only with a combination of these factors can a specimen be called a Barnlord. Lesser Barnacles and Barnbabys will be kept in the barn; subjected to endless Barn Jovi until barnification is complete. Barn Voyage! Barnowls and Barndoors will vary in shapes and sizes.

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Barney : – A new or untalented, awkward kook. Lame poser, flaky loser.

ex: “No barneys.”

Barn: – Abbreviation for Barney “Look at this total barn.”

Other Iterations: Barnhard, barnowl, barnaby, barnacle, barnacus, barnbaby, barnswoggler, barnasaurus and barnzilla.

Used in naming:  Marlon Barndo, Barnold Schwarzeneggar, Barney Fife and Barnold Palmer.

Movie Titles: The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Barneys

And so on…

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