Everyone knows a total barney; but the question is: What makes them a barney? The level of Barnification can be quantified by the total amount of FAIL multiplied by AWKWARD and paired with INEPTITUDE. Add STUPID for exponential results. Only with a combination of these factors can a specimen be called a Barnlord. Lesser Barnacles and Barnbabys will be kept in the barn; subjected to endless Barn Jovi until barnification is complete. Barn Voyage! Barnowls and Barndoors will vary in shapes and sizes.
Barney : – A new or untalented, awkward kook. Lame poser, flaky loser.
ex: “No barneys.”
Barn: – Abbreviation for Barney “Look at this total barn.”
Other Iterations: Barnhard, barnowl, barnaby, barnacle, barnacus, barnbaby, barnswoggler, barnasaurus and barnzilla.
Used in naming: Marlon Barndo, Barnold Schwarzeneggar, Barney Fife and Barnold Palmer.
Movie Titles: The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Barneys
And so on…